doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm always down for nudity.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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