At least make sure they are 18
Why
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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