Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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