I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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