with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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