she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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