you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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