Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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