didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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