she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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