giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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