I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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