hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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