sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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