she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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