I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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