The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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