I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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