so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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