I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
