his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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