: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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