can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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