i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
operation harelip BJ is a go
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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