Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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