But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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