I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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