Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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