This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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