this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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