Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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