you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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