frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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