Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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