i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How naked do you want me to be?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize