The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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