Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
