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This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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