he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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