I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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