Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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