The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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