I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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