Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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