if i can run in heels then i can drive
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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