How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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