i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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