The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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