The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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