real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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