I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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