the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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