as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Your cock deserves a montage
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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