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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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