She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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