yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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